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Announcing d.o.r.k. B.R.A.W.L.@BSweet - Bi-weekly Xbox LAN Event Starts Oct.17

** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Please forward this message on to any Toronto area residents on your contact list, and ask them to do the same, thanks! - General ERROR
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ATTENTION!!

THE PRESIDENT of the UNSC:

Good evening. Let me begin by speaking to you, the people of Earth, about the current situation with the Covenant. As you all know, these last few weeks have been very tough, trying times for our planet. Human forces around the globe have been preparing for the inevitable attack on the earth by the Covenant’s approaching armada.

The projected day of invasion is November 9th 2004. This day will be forever known as “Zero day:H2”. Earth will never be the same...

For this reason we must fight, we must not falter, and we must stay the course to eliminate this threat to our planet for good.

Due to this dire need, we are initiating a draft of all able bodied men & women into the most advance branch of the Human army, to receive their training to become soldiers of the SPARTAN II project. I have appointed the d.o.r.k.ARMY Command to manage our high-tech virtual training and recruitment centres all over the country to prepare our SPARTANS for the impending battles. I strongly encourage all potential Master Chiefs to attend in order to better mankind's chances against the Covenant.

Thank you all, good night, and God bless our blue planet...

Here are the details that you will need:


B.R.A.W.L.~ Bragging Rights in an Alternate World League

WHERE:
B Sweet - 1279 Queen St. W. (just west of Dufferin).
this is a 19+ event as this is a licensed establishment, alcohol will be served

WHEN:
Launching - Sunday October 17th 2004 - 12:01pm to 6:00pm or later
Arrive early to ensure seating.


This will be a continuing bi-weekly event, every 2nd Sunday until further notice.

Future dates:
October 31, 2004 - 12 noon - 6 pm
November 14, 2004 - 12 noon - 6 pm
November 28, 2004 - 12 noon - 6 pm


MAIN GAME:
HALO - 4 on 4 Team CTF and Single player FFA

SPOTLIGHT GAMES:
Burnout 2 & 3
Hockey

COST:
$10 at the door
$8 for d.o.r.k. members
$25 for d.o.r.k. membership
** SPECIAL **
$30 for d.o.r.k. membership + event entry

WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING:
We provide all equipment, Xbox’s, games and TV’s, and we provide a mature, hassle free environment in which to enjoy them.
You should bring your own XBOX compatible controller to this event. If you do not have one, one will be provided to you for a small rental fee of $5 with a $20 deposit refundable at end of event.

You know what to do!
If you don’t, contact us and we will tell you more.

http://www.dorkARMY.com

That’s all…
At ease…Private!

General ERROR
a.k.a. STEVE
error@dorkarmy.com

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