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Friday, December 3rd, 2004
11:35 am
d.o.r.k. Takes Toronto - East /West console gaming LAN events - Sat. Dec. 4
The troops are armed - and we're coming, full force, to all ends of the city this Saturday!

First, d.o.r.k. will be helping our allies at MICROPLAY - 1330 Danforth Ave. celebrate their first anniversary!

From 10 am till 10 pm this MICROPLAY location will be rocking, with FREE CAKE, FREE PRIZES, and of course, FREE TOURNAMENTS brought to you by the d.o.r.k. ARMY! This will be a cross platform event, with d.o.r.k. bringing you HALO 2 action on the XBOX, as well as Mario Tennis for the GameCube and WWE RAW vs. Smackdown for the PlayStation 2 - this is your opportunity to play the hottest games out for all 3 of the major systems - ALL FOR FREE!

While battle rages on in the east at MICROPLAY, our 2nd battalion of troops will be moving into position for an evening raid on B-SWEET - 1279 Queen Street West!

Crazy HALO 2 multiplayer combat will begin at 8 pm in the west and will continue late into the night.
B-SWEET is a licensed establishment, so alcohol will be available to those with ID.

So drop whatever plans you thought you had - now you have better plans!
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X-posted everywhere!
Thursday, November 25th, 2004
4:21 pm
HALO 2 Action - Sun. Nov. 28 - d.o.r.k. BRAWL
Attention soldiers!!!

The Digital Organization for Recreational Killing - d.o.r.k Presents......

~ B.R.A.W.L.~ Bragging Rights in an Alternate World League

There is to be a major HALO 2 offensive this SUNDAY, NOVember 28, 2004, and we need aspiring Master Chiefs willing to risk life and limb to help protect the planet!

We are going to test the limits of multiplayer on HALO 2, are you game enough to be part of the action?
If you are... then be there Sunday to experience some of the most explosive head to head virtual combat ever experienced!

We will also be recruiting superior fighters from this event for possible TEAM d.o.r.k. sponsorship!
If you think you got game, come prove it and reap the benefits of fighting the good fight for the d.o.r.k.ARMY!

Enough said... the details are below:

B Sweet - 1279 Queen St. W. (just west of Dufferin).

November 28, 2004 - 12 noon - 6 pm or later

HALO 2, HALO 2, and some more HALO 2... what else would you expect?

$8 at the door
$5 with flyer/coupon - special introduction price

You should bring your own controller to this event. If you do not have one, one will be provided to you for a small rental fee of $5.
Otherwise, we provide the XBOXs, TVs and a mature, hassle free environment to play them in!

You know what to do - if not, contact us!
That’s all...

At ease... Private...

General ERROR
a.k.a. Steve
HOTLINE: 416-403-2904
Friday, November 5th, 2004
9:59 am
d.o.r.k. / Microplay HALO 2 Launch Event - Nov. 8

This Monday, November 8, d.o.r.k. – The Digital Organization for Recreational Killing, will be teaming up with our friends @ Microplay - 1330 Danforth Ave. (East of Greenwood subway) to help launch the year's most anticipated game....


We event begins at 4 p.m., with some HALO LAN party action and great prizes to be won!

Come enjoy the multiplayer action on our 2 separate hubs of 16 player, head-to-head combat, on our 8 27” flat screen TVs!
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Thursday, October 7th, 2004
1:39 pm
Announcing d.o.r.k. B.R.A.W.L.@BSweet - Bi-weekly Xbox LAN Event Starts Oct.17
** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Please forward this message on to any Toronto area residents on your contact list, and ask them to do the same, thanks! - General ERROR



Good evening. Let me begin by speaking to you, the people of Earth, about the current situation with the Covenant. As you all know, these last few weeks have been very tough, trying times for our planet. Human forces around the globe have been preparing for the inevitable attack on the earth by the Covenant’s approaching armada.

The projected day of invasion is November 9th 2004. This day will be forever known as “Zero day:H2”. Earth will never be the same...

For this reason we must fight, we must not falter, and we must stay the course to eliminate this threat to our planet for good.

Due to this dire need, we are initiating a draft of all able bodied men & women into the most advance branch of the Human army, to receive their training to become soldiers of the SPARTAN II project. I have appointed the d.o.r.k.ARMY Command to manage our high-tech virtual training and recruitment centres all over the country to prepare our SPARTANS for the impending battles. I strongly encourage all potential Master Chiefs to attend in order to better mankind's chances against the Covenant.

Thank you all, good night, and God bless our blue planet...

Here are the details that you will need:

B.R.A.W.L.~ Bragging Rights in an Alternate World League

B Sweet - 1279 Queen St. W. (just west of Dufferin).
this is a 19+ event as this is a licensed establishment, alcohol will be served

Launching - Sunday October 17th 2004 - 12:01pm to 6:00pm or later
Arrive early to ensure seating.

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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
3:39 pm
B-boys or TransFormers?
"Holy dancing Decepticons Batman, look at the dancefloor...."

10:42 am
News from the Portable Gaming World!
Nintendo reveals less stupid-looking DS:

When the Nintendo DS finally arrives at market later this year, it will look quite a bit different than its early prototypes.

In a press release issued this morning, Nintendo revealed the device's final design.

The retooled Nintendo DS features a thinner, black base and an angular platinum flip-top cover. The face buttons and shoulder buttons are larger, and some have been reconfigured for optimum use. The unit includes a new storage slot for the touch screens stylus, and the speakers now broadcast in stereo sound, with or without headphones.
Thursday, May 27th, 2004
12:10 pm
Calling all Xbox playing d.o.r.k.'s!
This Saturday, May 29, d.o.r.k. is planning the ultimate Xbox LAN party! Growing on the momentum we've been building through the last month's events, we hope to make this our grand bash!

So, all of you Xbox players, d.o.r.k.'s in training, should come out this Saturday - All the details here!Collapse )
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
9:53 am
Announcing BETAd.o.r.k.5 - XBOX LAN party
Here is your mission debriefing:

~ BETAd.o.r.k.5 ~

A Rainy Saturday, May 22, 2004
Starting at 12:01pm (high noon) till 9pm or later

30 Humberline Drive, Apt#1003 (10th floor)
Etobicoke, Ontario
M9W 6K8
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Thursday, May 13th, 2004
9:07 am
BETAd.o.r.k.4 - Saturday, May 15
This is your first summons for BETAd.o.r.k.4 event that will be held
on Saturday May 15th.

Our goal is to establish a marathon of 16 player games of Halo & XIII - a multiplayer game we will be introducing at this event - www.xiii-thegame.com/uk/virtualtour

Here are the details that you will need.

~ BETAd.o.r.k.4~

A Rainy Saturday, May 15, 2004
Starting at 12:01pm (high noon) till 10pm or later

30 Humberline Drive, APt#1003 (10th floor)
Etobicoke, Ontario
M9W 6K8
(When you get to the door page the d.o.r.k. infoline at 416-403-2904 and enter the number 1003, and we will rush to retrieve you)
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Tuesday, May 4th, 2004
11:38 am
BETAd.o.r.k.3 - This Saturday!
d.o.r.k. Announces:
Saturday, May 8, 2004

Games - Halo, MechAssault, Hockey
*** Preview of BETAd.o.r.k.4 - Spotlight: XIII

Seating is limited for this event, so please RSVP in advance to info@dorkarmy.com for more details and to get the event address.

More info on d.o.r.k. and our upcoming events @ http://www.dorkARMY.com
Monday, April 26th, 2004
2:48 pm
Upcoming BETAd.o.r.k. events in May!
This will be a quick listing, with more details to follow later, when I get caught back up on my work after being sick for a week! Here is our upcoming schedule of XBOX LAN party events for the month of May, 2004.

~ BETAd.o.r.k.3
Saturday, May 8, 2004
Etobicoke - Seating is limited, please RSVP in advance to info@dorkarmy.com for more details and to get the event address.
Games - Halo, MechAssault, Hockey
*** Preview of BETAd.o.r.k.4 - Spotlight: XIII

~ BETAd.o.r.k.4 - Spotlight: XIII
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Etobicoke - Seating is limited, please RSVP in advance to info@dorkarmy.com for more details and to get the event address.
Game spotlight: XIII
No experience playing XIII, no problem! We expect a lot of newbies who will be experiencing this game for the first time, so don't worry about being outclassed. We will have a minimum of 2 games going, one for experienced players, and one for the virgins!

~ BETAd.o.r.k.5
Saturday, May 22, 2004
Etobicoke - Seating is limited, please RSVP in advance to info@dorkarmy.com for more details and to get the event address.
Games - Halo, MechAssault, XIII
Monday, April 19th, 2004
2:40 pm
Announcing our new Community!
Welcome folks to the d.o.r.k. ARMY Xbox community on LJ!

This community is intended for any and all Xbox enthusiasts to use to discuss any and all things related to the Xbox and Xbox LAN parties.

The d.o.r.k. ARMY is a group from Toronto, Ontario, Canada who has gotten together to promote Xbox LAN party events in and around the Greater Toronto Area. Local Toronto area gamers should stay tuned for details on upcoming events, or go check out the d.o.r.k. ARMY site @ www.dorkarmy.com
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